You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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