You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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