Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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