how can u be prego again
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This is the high leading the old right now
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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