I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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