I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
