She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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