all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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