How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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