He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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