They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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