Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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