So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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