Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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