Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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