Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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