Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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