She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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