Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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