Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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