Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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