whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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