I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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