it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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