why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a search helicopter?!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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