So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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