Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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