all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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