Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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