No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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