just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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