Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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