i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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