Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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