If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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