butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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