Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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