It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
this hospital has no fireball
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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