I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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