susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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