great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
