I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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