No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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