NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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