it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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