Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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