I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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