I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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