Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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