I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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