but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The ass gains better be worth it
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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