No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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