I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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