still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
this hospital has no fireball
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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